Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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