Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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