Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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