She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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