I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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