guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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