We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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