We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We had to coat check the pizza.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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