glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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