But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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