I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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