You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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