I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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