you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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