You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I wear drunk well.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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