She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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