He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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