I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
