After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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