It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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