Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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