Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How does one acquire holy water?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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