I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
