your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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