idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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