therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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