dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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