Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I didn't notice because vodka
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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