watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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