You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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