no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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