What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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