my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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