sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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