weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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