Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Found your dick twin last night
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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