Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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