i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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