And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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