"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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