bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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