I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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