okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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