i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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