As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Are my feet made of real feet?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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