i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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