I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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