whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
