He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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