you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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